It's the Most Volatile Time of the Year

It’s the Most Volatile Time of the Year

 
It’s the most volatile time of the year
With old tax rates farewell-ing
And everyone telling you bitcoins are here
It’s the most volatile time of the year.

It’s the haphazard-est season of all
With the President’s tweetings
And more intel meetings
When Feds come to call
It’s the haphazard-est season of all.

There’ll be Congress asserting
And shutdowns diverting
And CFPB battles, oh!
There’ll be scary debt stories
And tales of the glories of
Bond markets long, long ago.

It’s the most volatile time of the year
With Kim Jong a’missile-ing
But markets still whistling
When launches aren’t near.
It’s the most volatile time of the year.

There’ll be rate hike observing
(Or rate hike reserving)
Nine days till we’re all in the know.
There’ll be Yellen goodbye’ing
And Powell applying
To chair the committee and grow.

It’s the most volatile time of the year
With long equity betting
And markets forgetting the VIX is actually here
It’s the most volatile time of the year.
Yes, the most volatile time.
It’s the most hedge-able time of the year!

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